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Nov. 25th, 2010 11:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sour_idealistOHMYGOSH YOU GUYS YOU GUYS! There is an actual movie called Lesbian Vampire Killers! Let's see, is this an enjoyable over-the-top and silly story about a couple of female vampire villain protagonists in love? That could be fun, I wanna see that. OOOH! Is it a story about a couple of Buffy-ish totally badass and awesome girls who fall in love as they fight off the forces of evil and defend the world and are all kinds of TOTALLY AWESOME?! Because I need that story in my life SO BADLY! EE EE EE!
...Or it could be a story about the boring slacker dudes killing those ultra-sexxxaaay, eeeeviiiiiiilll (but sexxaaay) (but baaaaaad, wroooong, eeeeviiiil) lesbian vampires. A whole townful of them. Who have been cursed into lesbian vampirehood, at that (because that sexy, sexy lesbianism is TOTALLY something that happens as a result of an eeeeviiiil curse, dudes! Girls don't wanna screw each other instead of you, even if it is soooo hooot to watch!)
@#$%! @#$%^! @#$%^&*!
GRRRRRRRRR.
[Disclaimer: I am working off the TvTropes page, but it would take some really spectacular writing to remove these implications from a story with a premise of "evil vampire queen curses a male hero's town so that all of its women will be lesbian vampires, and then slacker guys arrive at that town." This cover (NSF[most]W) makes me really doubt they even tried, although the world is full of surprises. And it could never be as great as the other concepts.]
...Or it could be a story about the boring slacker dudes killing those ultra-sexxxaaay, eeeeviiiiiiilll (but sexxaaay) (but baaaaaad, wroooong, eeeeviiiil) lesbian vampires. A whole townful of them. Who have been cursed into lesbian vampirehood, at that (because that sexy, sexy lesbianism is TOTALLY something that happens as a result of an eeeeviiiil curse, dudes! Girls don't wanna screw each other instead of you, even if it is soooo hooot to watch!)
@#$%! @#$%^! @#$%^&*!
GRRRRRRRRR.
[Disclaimer: I am working off the TvTropes page, but it would take some really spectacular writing to remove these implications from a story with a premise of "evil vampire queen curses a male hero's town so that all of its women will be lesbian vampires, and then slacker guys arrive at that town." This cover (NSF[most]W) makes me really doubt they even tried, although the world is full of surprises. And it could never be as great as the other concepts.]
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Date: 2010-11-30 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-01 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-01 12:36 am (UTC)Maybe they thought Killers of Lesbian Vampires didn't have the same ring to it...?
The only thing I can say about the fail of the movie is: People can be real idiots sometimes.