A few letters

Dear whoever designed Windows 7:

If I wanted a Mac, I would... actually, I still have this computer because it's what I could get, but if most people wanted a Mac they would buy one, and I don't want one. You know the main reason I didn't want a Mac? Because I hated the interface. Why did you think it would be a good idea to rip off that interface?

Also. In... what used to be My Documents before you got a hold of it... CTRL+N now opens a copy of the current window rather than creating a new folder. In what universe does this make sense?

What are these extra folders?

What is all this ugly hovering BS? What, in short, possessed you?

Your eternal nemesis,
Em.

Dear sort-of-new computer:

Despite the failings of your designers, I love you. I am incredibly pleased with your performance, your ability to hold a battery charge, your ability to run multiple programs at once, and your tolerance with all my iTunes-related shenanigans. You seem to be blameless in almost all of this evening's issues, and I thank you for that.

Love,
Em.

Dear Em:

What possessed you to try and re-align your LJ tags while waiting for the other things to load? No, really?

Also, these letters are getting slightly batty now. And you realize, first world problems, right?

Dubiously,
Em.